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Argh.

My iPhone 4 now requires a reboot at least 3 times a week. I can only do this at home or work, because my lock button is stuck, so I need to plug into an electrical outlet in order to reboot.

I may need to start a GoFundMe account just so I can get a 5 or 5s. (Of Moto X.)

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"I look at you…and I’m home."

— Finding Nemo

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Why am I rewatching “Finding Nemo” and why do I suddenly wish I had a two-legged son?

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The blacklist, not starring James Spader.

I think it’s time for me to consider banning certain foods from my diet, at least for a majority of the time. The “I’ll just have one” thing doesn’t work for me. Maybe it will in the future, but it doesn’t right now.

So, I’m going to try eliminating certain foods from my diet for at least 6 days a week and see if it helps get rid of my cravings.

This means no candy, crackers, chips, or Coke. No ice cream, pizza, or french fries. Doing this 6 days a week helped me lose 65 lbs. in 2011. Maybe it will help me again.

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Most stores have a policy that you can’t say or do anything until the act has been fully committed. Like, employees aren’t allowed to do anything if they are assuming you are going to steal, they have to wait for you to actually steal something first

All she said was “can I help you with something?” But I worked in retail long enough to know what that really meant in this situation was “if you’re thinking about stealing something, don’t.”

But, whatever. I’m sure her coworker set her straight after I was gone. Most of the employees know me, because I shop there 2-3 times a week and certainly wouldn’t steal a fucking $3 wind chime.

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Wow. The only person coming out of this with even a shred of integrity is Ravens coach John Harbaugh, who apparently wanted Ray Rice cut immediately after the incident was first brought to light. Ravens owner Steve Biscoitti, president Dick Cass, general manager Ozzie Newsome, and NFL commish Roger Goodell should be incredibly, incredibly ashamed of their actions. Not that they’ll ever be ashamed enough to give up their positions willingly.

Update: Apparently the Ravens are saying the ESPN report contains “numerous mistakes” and that they will comment on it…next week. Wow again. This team is a disaster.

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Seriously, Dollar General Girl?

You thought I might steal a fucking $3 wind chime after I paid for all my stuff?

What the fuck?!

Update: guess I shouldn’t take it personally. I’m sure they get plenty of shoplifters and she was just doing her job. It’s just that I take (almost) everything personally.